"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."
- Oscar Wilde (via psych-facts)
- Oscar Wilde (via psych-facts)
- Sigmund Freud (via psych-facts)
I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset
it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate
Am I the only one that thinks it looks like that person is trading a chicken nugget for a cigarette or vice versa…
ITS BEEN TEN YEARs
ten years? already?
what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears
yeah but her clothes dont turn invisible with her so
Obviously you’ve never been around a baby who takes personal offense to clothes.
are you fucking kidding me
apparently america is not ready
give us a gay princess anyway
not just a gay princess, a gay everything, give us a film where everything is gay.
You know what they need to do? They need to pull a Li-Shang with everyone
Have the main character be androgynous and have the audience assume it’s a female and use gender neutral pronouns the whole time
Have the prince come to ‘her’ rescue and they fall in love
Here’s the kicker the prince knows that the main character is a guy, everyone in the movie does except the audience
And in the last scene they get married and they’re both wearing tuxes and it’s just like “presenting King __ and King __” and everyone in the movie is cool with it like wgaf
So basically make all these homophobes ship the thing and then the last scene be like GUESS WHAT IT’S GAY
THIS. MUST. HAPPEN.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
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